The shape of the labia as a prerequisite for a date

[Tantra 1627]

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Catsuit skrev, 1 time siden:

I wrote an absurd story to let off some steam and creativity, with the intention to entertain, bewilder and delight on a drunken Friday afternoon. Your response is childish, entitled and insecure. No further engagement on my part

I'm an adult.... , I don't insult anyone, I treat everyone with respect - I've remained polite to you even in spite of your repeated insults.
It's my right to say as a human being that I don't want to be the clown in your drunken Friday story - that's not childish at all - that claim is condescending.
You could have apologized to me, after all you don't know me, I'm not your equal and yet you shamelessly allowed yourself to portray me as an idiot, looking for the bathroom and photographing my own butt - I'm a woman and I am a lady - your rude behavior towards me is demeaning. Show your creativity for yourself and amuse others by photographing your butt or whatever you are doing.
It costs nothing to respect another person's dignity.

[underdog40 6866]

Tantra skrev, for 32 minutter siden:

I'm an adult.... , I don't insult anyone, I treat everyone with respect - I've remained polite to you even in spite of your repeated insults.
It's my right to say as a human being that I don't want to be the clown in your drunken Friday story - that's not childish at all - that claim is condescending.
You could have apologized to me, after all you don't know me, I'm not your equal and yet you shamelessly allowed yourself to portray me as an idiot, looking for the bathroom and photographing my own butt - I'm a woman and I am a lady - your rude behavior towards me is demeaning. Show your creativity for yourself and amuse others by photographing your butt or whatever you are doing.
It costs nothing to respect another person's dignity.

I really dont think he wrote what he did to offend You or anyone else. The sarcasm was dripping like an ice-cream in July from his piece of "drunken friday". He responded with sarcasm to another bit written in sarcasm. I think You took your wrath to an unnecessary extreme....  

[Bananas 17610]

underdog40 skrev, for 18 minutter siden:

I really dont think he wrote what he did to offend You or anyone else. The sarcasm was dripping like an ice-cream in July from his piece of "drunken friday". He responded with sarcasm to another bit written in sarcasm. I think You took your wrath to an unnecessary extreme....  

Agree. A writing isn't always received in the same mood it was written. Especially when everyone writes (and tries to read) in a non-native language.

No harm done, really.

If everyone  chills a bit, so I can get back to my inspecting - everything will be just fine.

Redigeret 25. Marts, 2022 af Bananas

[underdog40 6866]

Bananas skrev, for 13 minutter siden:

Agree. A writing isn't always received in the same mood it was written. Especially when everyone writes (and tries to read) in a non-native language.

No harm done, really.

If everyone  chills a bit, and let me get back to my inspecting - everything will be just fine.

I actually got inspired...so I went to the bathroom and took a picture of my own asshole and dangling set of plums. When I saw the result on my phone, I think it looked like a character from The Muppet Show. Remember Animal? And then I threw up.    

Redigeret 25. Marts, 2022 af underdog40

[Tantra 1627]

underdog40 skrev, for 27 minutter siden:

I really dont think he wrote what he did to offend You or anyone else. The sarcasm was dripping like an ice-cream in July from his piece of "drunken friday". He responded with sarcasm to another bit written in sarcasm. I think You took your wrath to an unnecessary extreme....  

I'm not angry, but I don't want another person to clown me for the amusement of other readers, which is what @Catsuit did in his first post.

Perhaps for a man who is anonymous here, such a .....  would be perfectly fine and amusing. But I'm a girl, I'm not anonymous, - I'm advertising here on this site.

Point one - I don't want my person presented like a laughing stock to amuse other readers - that's degrading and hurtful.

Point two:- as soon as a user disrespects us girls (in general) in one way or another, this also affects our work and the behavior towards us of other potential customers.
I'm not a hehe haha girl - I'm very serious, I treat people with respect and I think it's the minimum I expect to be respected as well.

[Bananas 17610]

underdog40 skrev, for 7 minutter siden:

 And then I threw up.    

Thou shall not give in that easily.
Put on some soft music, take your picture to bed and then just look at your ass until you feel the calmness and everythingness enter your whole existence. Tomorrow you will be at one with your ass and a whole new universe will welcome both you and your ass.

At tad of whisky might help on the way.

[Bananas 17610]

Tantra skrev, for 8 minutter siden:

I'm not angry, but I don't want another person to clown me for the amusement of other readers, which is what @Catsuit did in his first post.

Perhaps for a man who is anonymous here, such a .....  would be perfectly fine and amusing. But I'm a girl, I'm not anonymous, - I'm advertising here on this site.

Point one - I don't want my person presented like a laughing stock to amuse other readers - that's degrading and hurtful.

Point two:- as soon as a user disrespects us girls (in general) in one way or another, this also affects our work and the behavior towards us of other potential customers.
I'm not a hehe haha girl - I'm very serious, I treat people with respect and I think it's the minimum I expect to be respected as well.

Seriously @Tantra. Neither me nor anybody else in this thread (if I read them all correctly), has tried to degrade you. The whole set up was a bit amusing from the beginning, with the man asking for a pic of your labia and whatnot - and we all just went along.

It was probably me that started it all, and I can assure you; I didn't intend to hurt you in any way. Joking about "something" doesn't necessarily need to mean joking about "someone". 

I wish both you and your labia a nice weekend.

[Tantra 1627]

Bananas skrev, for 9 minutter siden:

Seriously @Tantra. Neither me nor anybody else in this thread (if I read them all correctly), has tried to degrade you. The whole set up was a bit amusing from the beginning, with the man asking for a pic of your labia and whatnot - and we all just went along.

It was probably me that started it all, and I can assure you; I didn't intend to hurt you in any way. Joking about "something" doesn't necessarily need to mean joking about "someone". 

I wish both you and your labia a nice weekend.

I agree with you that this thread is unusual - yes. Some have written with humor - totally fine.

However read @Catsuit first post - the last paragraph when he explains that I of all people should find a bathroom or what and photograph my butt....read it correctly.

I'm not a clown for the amusement of others, if someone writes with humor, I also answer the posts with humor, but I don't want anyone to take the right to laugh at me for the amusement of others

[underdog40 6866]

Tantra skrev, for 23 minutter siden:

Point two:- as soon as a user disrespects us girls (in general) in one way or another, this also affects our work and the behavior towards us of other potential customers.
I'm not a hehe haha girl - I'm very serious, I treat people with respect and I think it's the minimum I expect to be respected as well.

Sorry to say it. But I think your response was more damaging than his fairytale. That's just my point of view. 

[Tantra 1627]

underdog40 skrev, for 9 minutter siden:

 But I think your response was more damaging than his fairytale. That's just my point of view. 

No, it really isn't.

I could either leave his insults uncommented... and stop posting in this thread, or communicate it openly. I chose the last option.

To be squeezed into the role of the amusing clown would be an "invitation" for many readers to meet me in the same rude condescending manner.

[Bananas 17610]

Tantra skrev, for 15 minutter siden:

I agree with you that this thread is unusual - yes. Some have written with humor - totally fine.

However read @Catsuit first post - the last paragraph when he explains that I of all people should find a bathroom or what and photograph my butt....read it correctly.

I'm not a clown for the amusement of others, if someone writes with humor, I also answer the posts with humor, but I don't want anyone to take the right to laugh at me for the amusement of others

This is what words can create. Especially in writing. If @Catsuit had said this to you, looked you in the eye, smiling - you might have sensed them totally differently.
Of course you're in the right to interpret the writing in your way. I don't perceive it in the way you do though. But you're in the receiving end, so your assessment is what counts.

But I've really got the feeling, that if these words were said to you over a cup of coffee or a glass of wine - both you and Catsuit would be laughing together.
Benefit of doubt is always a good thing.

It was a fun thread though, thanks to your sharing. Now my advice is to leave it, and enjoy the weekend.

Out there in the world, it's just getting darker and darker. Let's not contribute to that.

Peace sister.

[Tantra 1627]

Bananas skrev, for 18 minutter siden:

This is what words can create. Especially in writing. If @Catsuit had said this to you, looked you in the eye, smiling - you might have sensed them totally differently.
Of course you're in the right to interpret the writing in your way. I don't perceive it in the way you do though. But you're in the receiving end, so your assessment is what counts.

But I've really got the feeling, that if these words were said to you over a cup of coffee or a glass of wine - both you and Catsuit would be laughing together.
Benefit of doubt is always a good thing.

It was a fun thread though, thanks to your sharing.

Peace sister.

I appreciate your contribution and I understand that a man, especially when he is an anonymous user here, can perceive these statements differently.... and no, I would perceive it the same way if "you" said it face to face - by the way, nobody does that, because it's very hurtful and if someone wants to laugh, they're welcome to focus on themselves as the person being laughed at, otherwise that will be the last thing they ever communicated with me.

... PS Thank you for your posts - I like your sense of humor ( Pease sister )

 

[Bananas 17610]

Tantra skrev, 1 time siden:

 

... PS Thank you for your posts - I like your sense of humor ( Pease sister )

 

What can I say? I'm a likeable guy. I'm sure your labia would agree.

All is well that ends well.

[Guest Catsuit]

Tantra skrev, for 7 timer siden:

I'm an adult.... , I don't insult anyone, I treat everyone with respect - I've remained polite to you even in spite of your repeated insults.
It's my right to say as a human being that I don't want to be the clown in your drunken Friday story - that's not childish at all - that claim is condescending.
You could have apologized to me, after all you don't know me, I'm not your equal and yet you shamelessly allowed yourself to portray me as an idiot, looking for the bathroom and photographing my own butt - I'm a woman and I am a lady - your rude behavior towards me is demeaning. Show your creativity for yourself and amuse others by photographing your butt or whatever you are doing.
It costs nothing to respect another person's dignity.

Beyond any shadow of doubt, you are most certainly a woman. My sincerest apologies

[Tantra 1627]

Catsuit skrev, for 5 timer siden:

Beyond any shadow of doubt, you are most certainly a woman. My sincerest apologies

A supposed apology stopped in disguised sarcasm that, on closer inspection, is just another outrageous insult.
All my posts are calm and factual, although I have every right to react differently to your insults.

You, on the other hand, bang and bang and bang in my direction with more insults, whether or not you think you're special by disguising it with sarcasm.
There's a saying that the "typical woman" are very very  emotional and.... - that's exactly what you mean...
 Well then you're definitely a woman in this thread, beyond any shadow of doubt.

Redigeret 26. Marts, 2022 af Tantra

[lucullusb 215]

Bananas skrev, den 24.3.2022 at 20:34:

Well @Tantra, I'm a well respected and experienced inspector of both labia minora and labia majora. Women from all over contact me when they need  a sober and scientific evaluation of their delicate parts. And I'm not that expensive either, so feel free to contact me whenever you  might find yourself in need of an unbiased assessment.

I will, as an act of good will, offer to do the inspection free of charge  

[Bananas 17610]

lucullusb skrev, for 4 minutter siden:

I will, as an act of good will, offer to do the inspection free of charge  

Well @lucullusb, you know the saying:

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional, wait untit you hire an amateur".

[Tantra 1627]

This is an offer @lucullusb

@BananasI couldn't have put it better.

PS The gentleman this thread is about has to confirm his appointment today so... I have no idea what to expect...

[Guest N10Ah]

Tantra skrev, for 19 minutter siden:

PS The gentleman this thread is about has to confirm his appointment today so... I have no idea what to expect...

In all seriousnes i hope  you Will have a pleasent time with this gentleman even though this little Odd thing happened, and that he Will respect you and your boundaries and treat you with respect.

Redigeret 26. Marts, 2022 af N10Ah

[underdog40 6866]

Tantra skrev, for 2 timer siden:

This is an offer @lucullusb

@BananasI couldn't have put it better.

PS The gentleman this thread is about has to confirm his appointment today so... I have no idea what to expect...

Damn. Føtex, here I come.

I do admit that I hope this very unexpected development of the above, will keep this lively thread alive....and I am all out of popcorn. 

ps! If @Catsuit is the customer, my head will explode. 

Redigeret 26. Marts, 2022 af underdog40

[Tantra 1627]

underdog40 skrev, for 36 minutter siden:

...and I am all out of popcorn. 

ps! If @Catsuit is the customer, my head will explode. 

No way. Then I'd rather eat a banana

PS I bought enough popcorn.... ... but vveryone buys Cola & Co for themselves – you should not overdo it

[underdog40 6866]

Tantra skrev, for 9 minutter siden:

Then I'd rather eat a banana

That would put a smile on his face...

[Guest Catsuit]

underdog40 skrev, for 46 minutter siden:

ps! If @Catsuit is the customer, my head will explode. 

Later on the news tonight: "Local man castrated by German Tantra masseuse, as he was mistaken for internet troll"

Poor guy just wanted to see some labia

[Guest Catsuit]

Tantra skrev, for 5 timer siden:

A supposed apology stopped in disguised sarcasm that, on closer inspection, is just another outrageous insult.
All my posts are calm and factual, although I have every right to react differently to your insults.

You, on the other hand, bang and bang and bang in my direction with more insults, whether or not you think you're special by disguising it with sarcasm.
There's a saying that the "typical woman" are very very  emotional and.... - that's exactly what you mean...
 Well then you're definitely a woman in this thread, beyond any shadow of doubt.

Okay. A couple of three things to put this bizzare argument to rest. 

1. My original post was not intended to offend, insult or belittle. You're not a "hehe haha girl", you got pride in your person and craft and I respect that. But your wrathful reaction was, as other posters put it, way over the top. Which, to be honest, is entertaining in it's own right. Like calling someone a seagull and see them loose their shit. Maybe you're sensitive to percieved criticism, I am too in real life, and I know that can border on "paranoia"; looking for cuts on the skin when no one is wielding a sword. I was once approached by a young girl in the supermarket who wanted to compliment me my for my hair. My immediate reaction was to look to my sides to see if her friends were laughing. Sensitive souls have spikes, I get that. But another cynical part of me is thinking you've got the "mob boss syndrome": you're so used to people kissing your ass, that a normal treatment might seem insulting and beneath your highness. You wrote earlier "I am not your equal". Thats pretty offending and not for you to decide anyway

2. This isn't meant sarcastic or offending, but you're not special in this context. I don't know you and it doesn't matter who you are. Any other girl could have written this thread and my absurd story would still stand intact word for word. You're not the butt of the joke (hehe) because who you are is completely irrelevant

3. My last post was indeed meant as a veiled insult, but noooot really. Any man knows how frustrating it is to argue with a woman, and how irational and emotional it can get. There is nothing wrong with being a woman, so you calling me one isn't insulting. I am a man, but I'm also quite feminine in some other aspects of my character. Still can't get through Shawshank Redemption without bawing my eyes out. I wrote the "you're most definetly a woman part" as a way of letting you know that you don't seem to sway and reason with, but this is an honest attempt on my part. Futile perhaps, you seem fixed and that's fine, but you painting me as someone specifically taking time to belittle and insult you personally is starting to get on my nerves

[Tantra 1627]

Catsuit skrev, for 1 time siden:

 But your wrathful reaction was, as other posters put it, way over the top. Which, to be honest, is entertaining in it's own right. Like calling someone a seagull and see them loose their shit. Maybe you're sensitive to percieved criticism, I am too in real life, and I know that can border on "paranoia"; looking for cuts on the skin when no one is wielding a sword. I was once approached by a young girl in the supermarket who wanted to compliment me my for my hair. My immediate reaction was to look to my sides to see if her friends were laughing. Sensitive souls have spikes, I get that. But another cynical part of me is thinking you've got the "mob boss syndrome": you're so used to people kissing your ass, that a normal treatment might seem insulting and beneath your highness. You wrote earlier "I am not your equal". Thats pretty offending and not for you to decide anyway

2. This isn't meant sarcastic or offending, but you're not special in this context. I don't know you and it doesn't matter who you are. Any other girl could have written this thread and my absurd story would still stand intact word for word. You're not the butt of the joke (hehe) because who you are is completely irrelevant

3. My last post was indeed meant as a veiled insult, but noooot really. Any man knows how frustrating it is to argue with a woman, and how irational and emotional it can get. There is nothing wrong with being a woman, so you calling me one isn't insulting. I am a man, but I'm also quite feminine in some other aspects of my character. Still can't get through Shawshank Redemption without bawing my eyes out. I wrote the "you're most definetly a woman part" as a way of letting you know that you don't seem to sway and reason with, but this is an honest attempt on my part. Futile perhaps, you seem fixed and that's fine, but you painting me as someone specifically taking time to belittle and insult you personally is starting to get on my nerves

In your first post you made me look like a circus clown - I am human and I have every right to say that you hurt me by doing so.

If, as you say, you know "others" who would have simply accepted it, then introduce "others" or yourself like a clown - then I don't have to complain.

If someone mistakenly accuses me of "anger", that's not true. My posts are factual - yours, on the other hand, are full of anger and felt with increasingly violent insults. 

You don't seem to like it, when your faults are pointed out and you are totally incapable of criticism. Admitting mistakes and apologizing requires greatness that you don't have.

You could have apologized after I complained for the first time that I didn't think the way you presented me was okay, instead you just "threw yourself around" and continued insulting, again, and again....

.... insulting others and one last word is probably important to you and "It's not your fault" - it was the other one.... - that's how you present yourself here, regardless of how clever, veiled or sarcastic you formulate your contributions....