Learning Danish

[Buddha 539]

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I am on my way to visit your beutiful country and thought it would be nice to learn how to speak like a native.........guess I need to do some hard practise....

Redigeret 22. Januar, 2019 af Buddha

[Oldtimer 4580]

Forgot one thing: Always link words as if they are all one word!

[Høvdingen 599]

So fu….. borring and 100% waste of time …..  

[Borende X 25042]

Buddha skrev, for 2 timer siden:

I am on my way to visit your beutiful country and thought it would be nice to learn how to speak like a native.........guess I need to do some hard practise....

Så må du jo melde dig på et HF-kursus

[Guest Maxi90]

Very good Mr. Buddah, but i think you need to lose some fat, because most Danish girls don't like fat men

[Hunting for beaver 4207]

Buddha skrev, for 4 timer siden:

I am on my way to visit your beutiful country and thought it would be nice to learn how to speak like a native.........guess I need to do some hard practise....

Dear MR. Buddha

Last time I visit a restaurant,it was in Germany the waiter asked me are you finish,,???

I told him ,, "No im danish"

 

[Buddha 539]

Høvdingen skrev, for 3 timer siden:

So fu….. borring and 100% waste of time …..  

Sorry to waste your time Mr Høvding or did you mean it’s a waste of time for me trying to learn Danish?

[Buddha 539]

Maxi90 skrev, for 2 timer siden:

Very good Mr. Buddah, but i think you need to lose some fat, because most Danish girls don't like fat men

Dear Maxi90

Buddha ain’t fat. I am fluffy and fluffy is easy to like.

You see, size doesn’t matter. It’s the speed of your ass and the tip of your tongue

[Oldtimer 4580]

Buddha skrev, 1 time siden:

Dear Maxi90

Buddha ain’t fat. I am fluffy and fluffy is easy to like.

You see, size doesn’t matter. It’s the speed of your ass and the tip of your tongue

Yeah, you've got.

You have all the skills to learn the Danish tongue perfectly. It is in deed the speed of yor ass (after you've insulted someone) and the tip of your tongue, trying to keep up with the strange sounds (soft d, Æ, Ø, Å and other phonetical mysteries of Danish).

[Buddha 539]

Oldtimer skrev, for 16 minutter siden:

Yeah, you've got.

You have all the skills to learn the Danish tongue perfectly. It is in deed the speed of yor ass (after you've insulted someone) and the tip of your tongue, trying to keep up with the strange sounds (soft d, Æ, Ø, Å and other phonetical mysteries of Danish).

Mr Oldtimer you’ve been around I see and are quick in your thoughts. You got the double meaning of my text.

I lift my hat for you in my most humble way. Impressive